So I was searching through m files and cleaning things up a bit and I found this old Omegle log! It's adorable and Fluffy and I love it.

Take a look! (I'm Sherlock by the way.)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like johnlock.

You: I made a truth serum as an experiment. Took it an hour ago. Care to help me test it out? Ask me something. SH
Stranger: Really? All right. -JW
Stranger: Were you the one who stole my blue jumper? -JW
You: Yes, I apologize. It was for an experiment. Don't worry, I washed it. SH
Stranger: Well, there's that.-JW
Stranger: Were you attracted to Irene? -JW
You: Intellectually, I suppose. But not much more than that. SH
Stranger: So you were never romantically or sexually attracted to her? -JW
You: No. I told you before, John. That's not really my area. SH
Stranger: Women, or romance and sexuality in general? -JW
You: Women. SH
Stranger: Ah. -JW
Stranger: So are you attracted to anyone? -JW
You: Yes, actually. SH
Stranger: A bloke? -JW
You: Well if I said that Women weren't my area then that's obviously the only other answer. SH
Stranger: There are people who identify as things other than man or woman, but all right. -JW
Stranger: Anyone I know? -JW
You: You know them, yes. SH
Stranger: Why don't you go after him, then? -JW
You: Because I know that the don't have the same feelings. SH
Stranger: That's a shame. -JW
Stranger: Did he tell you that? -JW
You: Well, no. SH
You: Not directly. SH
Stranger: How do you know then? -JW
You: He makes it a point to tell people that he doesn't play for that team. SH
Stranger: Homophobe? -JW
You: Oh, No. Nothing like that. SH
Stranger: Well, does he actually say "not interested in men"? Have you tried asking him out? -JW
You: No. He just says "not gay". And no, I haven't tried that, that would make thing incredibly awkward if it ends badly. SH
Stranger: You do know that "Not gay" does not equal "Not bi" or "Not pansexual", et cetera et cetera. -JW
You: Point taken. SH
Stranger: Give it a try. Might get lucky. -JW
Stranger: What kind of men do you like? -JW
You: Well alright. I'll try then. SH
John, will you go out with me? SH
Stranger: Oh. -JW
Stranger: I should have put two and two together, huh? -JW
Stranger: Angelo's at 8, or would you like somewhere special? -JW
You: Wait, you're actually saying yes? SH
Stranger: Of course. -JW
You: Oh thank god. That's a huge weight of my shoulders. SH
Stranger: Aw. -JW
You: Don't "aw" me. SH
Stranger: Awwww. -JW
You: Stop it, John. SH
Stranger: You are cute, sometimes. -JW
You: I could say the same about you, you know. SH
Stranger: You have no idea how adorable you are when you sleep. -JW
You: Take a picture next time. Or have you already done so? SH
Stranger: Maybe. -JW
You: I'll take that as a yes. SH
Stranger: Yep. -JW
Stranger: Anyway, I asked a question. -JW
You: Oh yes, of course. Angelo's is fine. SH
Stranger: That, and what kind of men are you attracted to? -JW
You: Oh, right. Well I can't give a definitive answer. The only one I've been attracted to is you. SH
Stranger: Ever? -JW
You: To this strong of an extent, yes. SH
Stranger: Aw. -JW
Stranger: What about physically? -JW
You: How do you mean? SH
Stranger: Like, when you look at a bloke and go "He's attractive, I like that", is there a pattern in how they look? -JW
You: There isn't any patterns, John. The last time I was attracted to a bloke was back in university and I don't even remember the guys name. I suppose you could say that when I saw you it was, as they say, "love at first sight." So to answer your question, you are my type. SH
Stranger: Awww. -JW
Stranger: And I'll say it again, awwwww. -JW
Stranger: Though I'm only teasing. -JW
You: You are enjoying this way too much. Though I can't say that I blame you. SH
Stranger: You're wonderful. -JW
You: As are you. You are amazing. SH
Stranger: I'll be there at 8. -JW
Stranger: With flowers, even. -JW
You: Well aren't you a romantic. SH
Stranger: You know I am. What's your favorite flower? -JW
You: You'll laugh. But Roses. SH
Stranger: Awww. -JW
You: Knew that was coming. SH
Stranger: Red? -JW
You: Of course. SH
Stranger: Such a romantic. -JW
You: Maybe a bit. SH
Stranger: Any other things you like? -JW
You: You. SH
Stranger: Complete romantic. -JW
You: I try. SH
Stranger: Chocolates? -JW
You: Delicious. SH
Stranger: Good. -JW
Stranger: See you at 8. I'm working kinda late. -JW
You: Can't wait. SH

Stranger has disconnected.